Orchid75

1. A dangerous beauty

2. A deadly flower

3. One hot mama!

note - don't call her Mz. Tulip.

Do you really need an example of my whip-wielding, darkly sexy ways?

by Orchid! February 3, 2004

Orchidoclaste

A french clever insult to define a jerk. Litteraly an oyster's ass. Usually used to show off.

Boss: Oh sorry, i dropped my coffee on your shirt.
Person 2: You orchidoclaste!
Boss*thinking* : Oh, he seems so intelligent. I should offer him a rise.

by Goutdazote[orsomeoneelse] May 13, 2018

orchid

the latin word for testicle

if you dont shut up, im going to tea bag you with my orchids

by German-Portuguese March 31, 2010

blue orchid

Blue orchid is a name of a White Stripes song, blue orchid means blue balls, orchid is another word for testicles.

blue balls = blue orchid

by Hank The Spank November 8, 2006

Orchid Butter

Orchid Butter comes from a women's vagina also known as an orchid during female ejaculation.

I was fucking this chick doggy style and when she had an organism she released her orchid butter all over my leg.

by Orchidjuicebox March 13, 2016

Orchidoplasty

Surgery of your Orchid plant

I totally pulled off the Orchidoplasty and the stem is starting to re-grow!

by Greenfairy333 December 4, 2010

Orchid Widow

An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.

Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.

by illyria illyar October 21, 2011