Optimus Priming

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009

optimus prime

The best of the best. Really cool or fun.

How was the party? Fuck dude it was optimus prime! or Damn that ride is optimus prime.

by Danger Razor October 18, 2007

optimus prime

The best cut of steak.

"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.

by Penishead Bob July 2, 2009

The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

by dpmjww August 12, 2006

optimus prime

Leader of the Autobots, Someone who is an unstoppable dynamo in a multiplayer game.

That fuggin' motha' fugga' neva' fuggin' DIES!!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!

by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004

Optimus prime

Like jesus, but hes a robot

Optimus prime is overpowered and still always dies

by RetardPie115 May 21, 2020

optimus prime

My Vibrator

Damn optimus prime feels good on my clit

ya i use clit stimulation and I have never orgasmed during sex!

by L.S.K. (little stoner kid!) October 1, 2008