turkish can opener

when you use your jaw as a penetration device during sex

After giving her some tongue I switched to a turkish can opener.

by blank stare March 3, 2005

Turkish can opener

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.

Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.

by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010

bottle opener

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006

mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

by bl184999 November 21, 2011

East end eye opener

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017

Swedish Can Opener

Melting Swedish fish into a liquid than use it as a lubricant than after fucking the woman/man eating out the rest of the Swedish fish out of the ass or vagina.

when i have an excess of Swedish fish i enjoy a Swedish can opener.

by ender696969 August 21, 2009

the bottle opener

In the doggy style position ...when a woman yells at you during the act of sex that you are a pussy and that is all you got!!!! You proceed to take a unopened beer(corona works the best) jam in in her ass, slam it down and rotate it clockwise. Step back, grab you clothes and give her the PEACE sign after you tap you chest and say PEACe OUT. you leave her trembling there naked on all fours trying to get it out. When she does the beer will opened for her enjoyment

After she yelled at Tony to be a man during sex, Tony proceeded to use the bottle opener and left for the night

by jimbocoles56 December 24, 2008