Gambler’s Old Fashioned 

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.

Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.

Gambler’s Old Fashioned by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

old-fashioned 

A hand-job, particularly as an alternative to dome

She wasn't trying to blow me, but she hooked me up with an old-fashioned.

old-fashioned by cuban April 26, 2005

Old Fashioned 

The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"

Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress

Old Fashioned by Bdamn November 22, 2010

Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.

Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.

Old Fashioned Christmas by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Old fashioned thumb around 

It's when someone comes up in front of you and proceeds to give you a hug, but then reaches around and pulls (or rather inserts) a fast one by inserting their thumb into your asshole.

I gave Mary the old fashioned thumb around at Walmart the other night. You should have seen her face!

Old fashioned thumb around by Steamer Bean May 14, 2018

good old fashioned fun 

Sex

Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.

Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.

good old fashioned fun by Mr. Mannnn July 25, 2016

Old fashioned gay 

A gay male who wants to date someone and not just hookup on the first meeting. Said man would love to go on many dates and get to know the other human-being he's sitting across from. Essentially the "old fashioned gay" wants to " court" their potential mate and find what " makes them tick". The OFG is not interested in any form of Hookup, even if presented the chance. The OFG is a rare breed and the KOG( kind of guy) your mother wants for you and the KOG you want to bring home to meet the family and friends. The OFG is slow in the beginning but once he knows you, be prepared to have your world rocked! THE OFG: Timeless.......... gram em when you find em, and husband them up before someone finds them. Because, you; have just landed, the illusive; OFG.

Joe is going to bring Dan to that new car museum that's opening today, Dan mentioned on their first date that he(Dan) loves old muscle cars, so Joe secretly bought opening day tickets for them months in advance. Man Joe is such an Old fashioned gay, who else would remember that from a first date?

Old fashioned gay by informyoself July 7, 2014