Lee Harvey Oswald

Named after the man who apparently assassinated John F. Kennedy: The art of eating out a girl with one hand on her tits, the other hand with a thumb in her ass, therefore resembling the holding and aiming of a large gun.

"This girl I had last night, got down to it and gave her the old 'Lee Harvey Oswald'..."

by theyoungupstart June 28, 2009

oswald

Someone who repeatedly hits with head shots in computer games.

Man....that guy was a total Oswald. He was camped and nailing everybody in the head. I felt just like Kennedy.

by Dick Fitzwell June 27, 2006

Lee Harvey Oswald

Lee Harvey Oswald was framed by the CIA for his supposed involvement with the Soviet Union. Oswald was accused of killing J.D. Tippit and JFK. Oswald was killed shortly thereafter outside of a police station by Jack Ruby. The Warren Commission released their verdict, which stated that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the 8th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.

As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”

"Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass."
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Dear Dumbass,

May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?

All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.

by iknowmorethanyouaboutthis July 19, 2009

Oswaldo

a small mexican child, normally found in California. Small and fierce, he can run at the speed of donkeys, and smashes down tacos without sheding one beat of sweat.

i found an oswaldo in oakland! Man could that sucka run faassstt!!!

by wtf_monkey February 20, 2009

Oswaldo

A hot Mexican boy who is very athletic. This boy loves to play soccer with his friends and he is very caring. Oswaldo is not player he is a lover and will make any girl fall in love with him.

Oswaldo is so cute
Ugh I can’t believe Oswaldo is taken

by iWillMakeYouHappy December 17, 2019

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Disney's first cartoon. Predecessor to Mickey Mouse. He also has a FNF mod.

I miss Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

by the random. November 2, 2021

Anita&Oswald

Oswald is a guy that fell in love with a girl named Anita O.A.
on 9-28-09..he loves her so much.. evry second wit out her is hell... he doesn't want anything more than her...Their are many dates dat he remembers with his Gorgeous lover..like on 9-25-09 he had his 1st kiss wit her..(haha she was with Fagaton)and on 10-28-09..and more.. I really LOVE Anita she means more 2 me than anything i own... Anita O.A. this definition is 4 you...TE Amo!dnt let me go..Anita..and i kno you dont like that 1 day that was filled with the most aroused feelings..but babe i really wish you would never 4get it because i loved you on that day and every other day that i have spent with you..dont forget.92809 I LOVE YOU
Anita&Oswald Alwayz nd Forever hopefully.:)

Ex1: Hey on 92809 a month l8r i found tomatoe sauce on the couch.! haha
Ex2:
Bitches that like her:Anita&Oswald have the best relationship
Bitches that like her:Man i kno i wish i had her
Man1:2 bad bro dat Oswald guy is goin 2 kick yur ass if yu try anytin
Bithes that like her:haha watevr
Man2:dont believe me den .
Bitches that like her:Im not "ANITA!"
Oswald:pow!
Bitches that like her: aww fukk my face! ugh no!stop!
Man1:i told you dumb ass guy.. i told you he would do anytin 2 keep da name Anita&Oswald 4evr.
Oswald:Hell YEA!! I LOVE YOU ANITA!

by HBO123 December 2, 2009