OFF

"O" the closing of a transistor on a computer terminal, the output path the transistor sends.
the ON is the "I" or Input, in which the transistor is opened and continues to send data and electricity.
this applies to any electronic device.

"lets turn off the lightswitch"
"lets turn it on"
"why dont you fuck off?"

by Maxx January 12, 2004

off

The general direction in which I wish you could fuck.

Girl: What is off?
Guy: Off is the general direction in which I wish you could fuck.
Girl: Oh, okay . . .

*Twenty minutes later*
Girl: Hey, you son of a bitch!

Trolololol :)

by ChickenNuggggeeettt December 26, 2011

OFF

Old fart Friday. When you go to a restaurant or store on Friday and there are mostly old people in the place.

A: ugh there are so many old people here
B: I know it's OFF here.

by JLG97 October 10, 2011

off

Off is a spray used by hoes to keep the bugs off them in the woods

i think there is a bug in this here woods can you hand me the off

by purplemonky November 24, 2003

on/offs

slang term for sex.

comes from the anime Chobits where the main robot character (Chii) has her on/off switch in her vagina

Hideki does a quick on/off with Chii, leaving them both satisfied and exhausted.

by lalaloo July 16, 2005

off

Is always uncapitalized and italicized; Not Oof

Guy 1: I just died
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 3: It's off

by Rekanator October 19, 2018

jack-off-off

A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.

Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.

by necronanofelcher November 17, 2009