Obsessive Dick Disorder.
A mental affliction commonly found in
hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about
gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages
even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of
gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
Normal person: So I just bought a
gun.
Hoplophobe:
WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY
Normal person: …What?
Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’
T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS
Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…