Well known in the Viking mythology, octopuss, originally applied octopussy, came from the act of applying the sea creature to one's genetalia. A viking would apply the octopuss to his dick and let the animal grapple his member with its eight tentacles. He would then pull violently on the octopuss's head, thus recreating a fellatio or vagina-like sensation.
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1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.
1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.
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As used by Cinnamon smith in the children's t.v show altitude. Octopus rabies was an idea invented by Cinnamons character Tally to get a little more attention - feeling that being the youngest kid lost, she was often forgotten. 'Octopus rabies was first used in episode 7 Tilly pretended to be infected after touching a dead octopus. Only to find out that you could actually get sick from touching a dead octopus. Because of the shear popularity of this line producers attempted to use it in nearly every episode following, including finishing a very deep and emotionally powerful monologue to her sister - telling her how she wished they had never run away from home, but at least her sister was there with her - that 'at least we don't have the octopus rabies'.
Cinnamon: (no one is looking at her or listening to her ideas on how to set up the camp for the storm) I don't feel to well
Mazzy: What?
Cinnamon: I haven't felt well after i touched that octopus, i think, i think i have 'octopus rabies.
Mazzy: What?
Cinnamon: I haven't felt well after i touched that octopus, i think, i think i have 'octopus rabies.
by shoorysmile January 21, 2011
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My Grinder date asked me if I liked to party- I thought we would be having sex and doing coke- instead I walked into an octopus party.
by Happy568 September 1, 2016
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Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
by Catfishstick February 26, 2010
Get the Octopus Hands mug.Awesome sport played underwater in a pool, with a lead puck and snorkelling gear. Two teams of 6, 4 subs.
No, the sticks aren't a metre long, that would be silly. They're 30cm max length and can easily lift the 1Kg puck off the bottom of the pool. Good players can get long (3m+) and high (1m+) flicks. Neither is it a slow sport - players wear fins and can go much MUCH faster than boring old lane swimmers.
AKA Underwater Hockey (UWH):
Invented in 1954, the original English rules had 8 players per team and the sticks are called 'pushers', hence "Octopush".
The rules are generally similar to hockey. When going for strike at the start of a game, all the players start at their goal line. There's 2-3 water refs in a competition, plus timekeeper and a poolside ref.
There are national and international competitions. Pretty big in New Zealand, South Africa, USA, UK, France, Australia, Portugal, Netherlands...
Water Polo players think their sport is challenging, but they struggle to think below the surface:
No, the sticks aren't a metre long, that would be silly. They're 30cm max length and can easily lift the 1Kg puck off the bottom of the pool. Good players can get long (3m+) and high (1m+) flicks. Neither is it a slow sport - players wear fins and can go much MUCH faster than boring old lane swimmers.
AKA Underwater Hockey (UWH):
Invented in 1954, the original English rules had 8 players per team and the sticks are called 'pushers', hence "Octopush".
The rules are generally similar to hockey. When going for strike at the start of a game, all the players start at their goal line. There's 2-3 water refs in a competition, plus timekeeper and a poolside ref.
There are national and international competitions. Pretty big in New Zealand, South Africa, USA, UK, France, Australia, Portugal, Netherlands...
Water Polo players think their sport is challenging, but they struggle to think below the surface:
Speed Swimmers: "I can do fifty in blah blah blah..."
Water Polo: "Ug? Me drown you"
Free Diver: "I can hold my breath for blah blah blah..."
Underwater Rugby: "O hai, can I hold you?"
Octopusher: <elitist smirk>
Water Polo: "Ug? Me drown you"
Free Diver: "I can hold my breath for blah blah blah..."
Underwater Rugby: "O hai, can I hold you?"
Octopusher: <elitist smirk>
by UWH player March 2, 2009
Get the Octopush mug.is a common octopus living in a tank at a Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany. The octopus is used as an animal oracle in an attempt to predict the results of football matches, usually international matches in which Germany is playing. Paul came to worldwide attention with his accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup.
In Paul the Octopus' two year career he has successfully predicted 11 out of 13 matches. Meaning he has an 85% success rate.
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