Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.

Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.

by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005

captian obvious

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

by Scotty C. December 12, 2007

obviousphere

(Noun) The realm of the obvious.

Adj:obviouspherical.

Me: The Queen of Soul needs to shed a few pounds!

You: Wow, tell me something that's not in the obviousphere.

by shesheandsugarbear March 14, 2009

Politically Obnoxious

The act of being obnoxious when stating or sharing their political views. They are obnoxious to the point where their views become offensive and annoying to hear.

Person 1: Look at that guy and his McCant t-shirt.
Person 2: Yea i know! He is so Politically Obnoxious.

When someone has three bumper stickers saying:
"Nobama."
"Bend over get ready for change."
and- "We say Merry Christmas"

by terrence523 December 23, 2009

Mr fuckin obvious

A person that states the obvious. It is socially unacceptable and you should fuckin stop.

Ian was being a mr fuckin obvious

by youfucjingsuck March 19, 2019

captain obvious

A very slow-witted individual, usually one who states the most obvious thing.

A: Hey, water's wet!
B: Good call, Captain Obvious!

by Clarissa June 21, 2003

thank you captain obvious

What you reply to someone who has just said something completely stupid and obvious.

Joe: Wow it sure is hot here in the desert huh?
Tom: Well thank you captain obvious...

by puje November 11, 2009