1, 2, Oatmeal

1, 2, Oatmeal is a song from german youtuber Mariofan888 Originally known as Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei (1, 2, Haferbrei) that got popular when it got over donated to SimpleFlips. It could also been spelled as One, Two, Oatmeal. The english translation is known to be really bad, to the point where its comedic. The recurring line, 1, 2, Oatmeal, makes more sense when you take that in German, 2 and Oatmeal rhyme Pronounced (eíns zweí ˈha:fɐbra͜i). It makes much more sense when its translated correctly, though.

Lyrics: in english.
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal

Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect

Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

by doubbleprower2 January 4, 2021

oatmeal

grits for white people

Tyron Brown and John Smith went out for breakfast. Tyron ordered grits, and John ordered oatmeal.

by GMODAMAN July 5, 2010

Oatmeal Raisin Blues

when you have a chewy bar variety pack, but all of the good kinds have been eaten, and you're stuck with oatmeal raisin

Sounds like a case of the oatmeal raisin blues

by MCcoubs June 24, 2010

Oatmeal

Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!

I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.

by T4C January 17, 2005

Oatmeal

Ass

Damn that girl thiccer than a bowl of “oatmeal”

by Youze a lame February 1, 2018

oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole

I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

by 5.0so September 5, 2015

Oatmeal Bowel Cream

When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.

Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.

by ABcentrixx July 26, 2010