blue origin

blue origin, the company that creates space dildos.

Dude have you heard, Jeff Bezos has a rocket company called blue origin!
Wait, the the ones that look more like dildo's than rockets?
Yes!

by Not elon musk February 27, 2020

Odour of Anal Origin

1. A gas, which although may remind the smeller of a landfill, pig farm, sewerage works or rotting meat, actually has its origins in a person/persons or animal(s) anus.

2. A technical description for a fart.

well watson, I deduce this is a odour of ANAL origin!

by itsjames November 21, 2010

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rhandelle (the origin)

Rhandelle was bron when the seven spawn of satan had an incestual orgy. The most grotesque of them all became pregnant. It attempted an abortion which failed. It soon laid an egg, which was put in a barrel of acid and dumped in the sewer. Rats found the egg, chewed it apart and chewed the hideous premature fetus. One day a Nathan was playing in the sewers and he discovered it. He thought it was cute and took it home to parents who let him keep it. He breastfed, (that's right, he) it daily. One day it got too big to hide from the rest of the world so it was bestowed upon Randall from Disney's Recess. Randall and Ms.Finnster took turns fornicating with it and gave it Dirty Sanchez's amd the like. They decided to name it Rhandelle shortly before releasing it into the wild. It was very lonely and became insane and began to mutate and become disfigured. It soon joined a fish cult. (It's disgusting face resemble's a fish.) It was put into an arranged marriage with an old, stinky, putrid, fat, gimped, hairy, deaf, blind, retarted but not impotent lobster. It was the opposite of impotent actually. They moved away to escape the cult ways. They moved into a small shed with hundereds of rats which they had beastiality orgies with. Eventually the lobster wanted money so it taught Rhandelle it's only skill besides poor fucking ability which is sign language. It became a sign interpreter and is currently employed at Cunard Junior High School, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. The rest is uninteresting but terribly funny if viewed personally.
*The above is not meant to be viewed as hateful, but a true(while under the influence of narcotics or alchohol) biography.

"Stupid Rhandelle ratted on me for chewing gum in class again today. God, can't she just do her job helping that stupid deaf bitch?"

by Niloc February 21, 2005

State of Origin

Australia’s most prized possession. Three games a year of insanely intense rugby league between two teams aka states. Queensland (QLD) and New South Wales (NSW), but the two teams are usually referred to by the colour of their team and mascot animal. QLD maroons/ Cane Toads and NSW blues/ Cockroaches. They battle to the death, dirty neck grabs and fights are all apart of the fun. The three series game began in 1982 and so far Queensland leads with a staggering 23 more won series and a 8 year streak of wins. New South Wales trailing behind with 14 wins. Get ready for 2019!

Up the maroons! No, State of Origin is a game that only the blues can win!

by I_Am_The_Queen January 18, 2019

We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987)

We party hearty
We drink Bacardi

We smoke
We toke
We all do coke
We do shrooms and crank
We like it when our minds go blank!

Just a saying/rhyme/poem
We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987)

by NobodyHereButUsChickens June 26, 2021

vanilla roller of unknown origin

A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. Sometimes contains things other than tobacco, such as marijuana, or oregano soaked in vanilla extract. You just never know.

"Dude, what the fuck is this?"
"Looks like a cigarette without identifiable markings rolling around in your car."
"Well fuck me blue and call me Cathy, it tastes like vanilla and asshole"
"Must be a vanilla roller of unknown origin"

by Hayfockuboddy September 29, 2006