Guess the Orifice

A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.

Trust your senses and let's play Guess the Orifice! Chief why don't you get us started!!

by Rico Suavemoose November 20, 2011

Orifice Puckering Compound

Orifice Puckering Compound marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!

by MayorPogo May 13, 2010

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 24, 2003

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004

Orificetra

A flatulently melodic group of people creating music with their orifices. The most impressive pieces of music are created by the corn eye by drinking brews and having eggs for breakfast. Nothing is more potent than beer farts combined with the forces of egg farts. Use of a clothespin or gas mask may be necessary when enduring a live performance of an orificetra.

All us back in Geek Squad had mad swamp ass from that air conditioner being broken and gas from drinkin beer the night before, we were all tooting from our fart boxes creating music as an Orificetra. We played the brown note sonata which was finished by a solo from the Schocker in high notes from his well tuned corn flute.

by Mattyboyee January 8, 2008

Any Orifice Annie

1.) A woman who will take it ANYWHERE and ANYTIME, with ANYONE...if she could take it in the nostrils, she would and with a smile.

2.) A girl you can make "water tight."

3.) Totally lacks control of her sex drive and/or is a mentally/emotionally unstable crazy-bitch.

"Man, you should have come out last night. There was this nasty bitch and...shit we got her home and she was like Any Orifice Annie with all-fuckin-three of us! Holy fuck! That bitch was wrong in the fuckin' head!"

by Andy & J. January 4, 2008

Back Orifice

If you need to look it up, you are either infected, or you are a script kiddie, in which you should die.

I like my cow raw.

by SeJota July 2, 2004