Skip to main content

Olshoving 

Olshoving

Another form of Olshoving occurs when the same type of fat, slutty, tatted-up train wreck with big dumb tits dates a guy (but probably not exclusively) for about a month or less, and starts fucking him without any form of birth control or contraception. Sure enough, she gets pregnant due to her own stupidity and carelessness and bemoans how awful her life is and what a piece of shit the sperm donor turned out to be. They usually hide it from their families, continue to drink, smoke and party the whole time they're still "deciding" whether or not to keep the baby, and then just have an abortion. This is very common these days, as most young women feel they shouldn't be held accountable for any of their terrible decisions. These over-priveledged idiots must not know that condoms are given away for free at just about every clinic in the Western world.
Slut #1: "Hey guuuurl! Aren't you pregnant?? You probably shouldn't play another game of beer pong."

Slut #2: "Nah, don't worry. My parents don't know about it, so I just plan on Olshoving before my second trimester."

Slut #1: "I hear that! I was thinking about Olshoving this time last year. I ended up going out of state for the procedure, so no one would find out. The fuckin' loser actually wanted me to keep the baby and move in with him so that we could be a real family and the kid might have a chance in life. What a creep! You're my bestie!!"
Olshoving by pompeiialltheway January 28, 2012
Olshoving mug front
Get the Olshoving mug.
See more merch

Olsen twinin' it 

To skip a meal or deny food in order to lose weight. This term is reflective of the malnourished appearance of the Olsen twins. As made popular by The Roots track "Rising Up."
"Want to get a burger?"
"Naw, I'm Olsen twinin' it."
Olsen twinin' it by T Bills May 16, 2008
Related Words
Olsen Twins ols Olsen olsa Olson Olse olsson Olsi olskool Olsoning

mr. olson 

A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.
Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.
mr. olson by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

Olson Ratio 

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.
Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

Elizabeth Olsen 

Does Elizabeth Olsen need a dog? I can bark… Or meow. Whatever lizzie wants 😫
Elizabeth Olsen by Maggs.gm December 9, 2021

Olsoning 

The act of being a pedophile, scam artist, and overall piece of shit, all in one.
That Nick kid is Olsoning so hard. His existence kills brain cells of anyone within a 3 mile radius.
Olsoning by ldoybl May 5, 2019
A hairy german boy who loves to eat houses and their pets. Beware of the Olstads.
Oh My! Did you hear about Helga's child? He's an OLSTAD!
or
Did you hear about that wooly mammoth named Olstad? BEWARE OF THE YETTI!
Olstad by alex&hannah&emily February 17, 2007