get off your own dick

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.

(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one

by Luke Harris August 18, 2006

Jerk off your bf dick

Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me

Let me jerk off your bf dick

by dick booyyyy December 15, 2021

hop off my tweet dick

Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.

Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick

by Brosoph Jones May 15, 2015

off this like soft dicks

We out of here

Yo boy we off this like soft dicks

by dark desus August 27, 2017

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick

Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a

by Seven.klza December 24, 2017