Nostradamus-ing

Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.

Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."

Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"

Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"

by Capn Oakley December 23, 2010

Nostradoppelgangers

Identical twins who have the uncanny ability to predict the future.

Seth: Casey Wood totally called that Black Swan would be an awesome movie.

Tyler: Tobey told me the same thing, and it was.

Seth: Those two are Nostradoppelgangers.

Tyler: Totally.

by Flashbone December 28, 2010

nostralgia

When a certain smell evokes a memory

I always get nostralgia when I smell candle smoke- it reminds me of my birthday and blowing out candles.

by Gatita1130 November 29, 2013

Nostradamus Nipples

Nipples that are sausage sized or so giant they can see the future

Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!

by HammerTiTsMcNasty August 23, 2015

nostradamus

Verb: to nostradumus

Make a prediction

Alex: I think (insert generic sports team) will win/lose (insert generic sports event)
Alan: Way to nostradamus

by bob359 January 22, 2016

Nostralgia

the recollection (often fondly) of a scent from the past

Having finished college in Hawaii and upon returning home to Gary Indiana, Lisa immediately felt a strong sense of nostralgia amid the smeltered air of her youth

by fup duck May 28, 2016

Nostradanus

A person who can accurately predict a future shit they take right down to the second.

Oh look! Bob told me yesterday that at exactly 2:03 p.m. today, he would have to take a shit. It is exactly 2:03 p.m. he must be now known as Nostradanus!

by Neeomboo January 17, 2023