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Exploding Nutsack Technique

An extremely dificult technique to pull of on Gears of War and Gears of War 2. Its when you soot somebody in the nutsack with a torque bow and watch as there nuts blow off of there body.
Guy 1: Wtf!! That n00b actually got me with the exploding nutsack technique!! Guy 2: Wow!!! You just got pwned by a n00b. Look at your nuts flying across the screen
by Xero _ Manifest November 19, 2010
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Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina
-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?
by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011
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buttery nutsack

A delicious shot made up of 1 part tequila, 1.5 parts of amaretto and 1.5 parts of butterscotch schnapps.
Last night we were downing buttery nutsacks until we couldn't see tsraight.
by rays11fan June 22, 2010
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Nutsack Kite

When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite
Yo bro i was on my bike and i stood up. It was like a fuckin nutsack kite.
by supah phresh March 24, 2008
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Nutsack Tardzan

A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.

In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.
by Boopieman November 4, 2012
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the nutsack slam dunk

the act of one male inserting his testical into a females vagina, often done in the pile-driver position.

warning- only for the flexible
girl-"I want you to dip your balls in me"
guy-"No shit bitch thats called the nutsack slam dunk go look it up"

{does the nutsack slam dunk}

girl-"that was amazing you really know how to dunk those balls I think i-"
guy-"not now bitch, im in the fucking zone (continues to dunk while cutting her off in mid-sentance)"
by zohan pubes December 15, 2010
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nutcrackers

He was wearing nutcrackers to the club.
by gymnasty October 26, 2010
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