Nutcracker

When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.

I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!

by Girth Harris July 3, 2022

nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.

Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!

by LordJenal July 7, 2022

Nutcracker

Caucasian with long beard. Easiky burns. Has some type of spectre.

Muhammad is a nutcracker.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024

Nutcracker

When someone is dick eating you!

When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody

by 44 feel me April 25, 2024

Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina

-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?

by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011

nutcracker suite

A guy's home or apartment after the woman in his life has oppressively decorated and furnished the entire place in her own girly style, effectively emasculating him.

Dude, what's up with the pink curtains and teddy bears?
Aw, my wife turned the whole place into a nutcracker suite.

by Linguistic February 16, 2012

nutcracker esophagus

It's when you suck a lot of dick and it leads to high amplitude peristaltic contractions of the esophagus which can result in difficulty swallowing or intermittent discomfort. Basically, you cracked some nuts and now your throat hurts.

My friend Charley got nutcracker esophagus from a black dude with a big cock.

by 1203921039 October 22, 2010