brown nosing

Sticking one's nose up another's anus for pleasure.

Bob: Why is there poop on his nose?
John: He must have just gotten done brown nosing.

by bob349584-58 November 23, 2013

Nuting

Slang for "Nothing." Similar to the term nuttin', this particular colloquialism is believed to have originated from Holly Hill, a poverty-stricken area known for the under-educated residents, north of Daytona Beach, Florida.

First known use: 1975

Jeremy: Pa, you drank all my beer... Can you give me $5 so I can buy a 6-pack of Busch in a can?
Billy: I owe you nuting!
Jeremy: Dagnabit pa! You ain't good fur nuting!

by SiouxZQioux December 19, 2017

nursing school

A place where many will enter and few will graduate, run by the worse nursing instructors of mankind.

Well, I just got into nursing school, hmmm...... I wonder if I will graduate.

by krh90 September 3, 2009

Green Nosing

a form of kissing someones ass by using an environmentally friendly or healthy means

"Wow, Peter brought Frank a bowl of broccoli slaw before the show"

"Yeah, he's Green Nosing so Frank will cast him as the lead actor in the next show"

by Zen Leon October 16, 2009

nuking it

Taking the most obscure route to a simple solution.

Giving or recieving directions by mathmatical vectors. Someone says you are nuking it.

When applying postage to news letters you send one to yourself... but do not apply an address label in the hopes that the postman will return it to you marked undeliverable. You totally are "nuking" the task

Finding the fastest travel between point A and point B by internet, except you can see point B from where you are standing (point A). It takes 15 minutes to find a direct route by internet. Dude, you totally are "nuking it".

by Michael Payne July 13, 2007

Nursing School

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.

Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.

by Killa Meplease, RN October 21, 2011

Nuking

To microwave or to microwavely heat

No i don`t want to make super just nuke leftovers, i was nuking some yesterday when you weren't home

by Coreman May 21, 2009