numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

nump

A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.

I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.
-or-
He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.

by Spanky Shmanky November 12, 2005

Numptee

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

by Big L March 7, 2004

Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting

Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.

by Brian August 2, 2004

numpler

a condition where one testicle is bigger than the other, common to gingers who are THE BEST

My numpler means my right ball is way bigger than my left.

by siwi2524 July 30, 2010

proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.

proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.

by 181 May 9, 2008

NMPT

Noun: Not My Problem Today

I'm supposed to use new cover sheets for my TPS reports, but I haven't received the cover sheet template yet. I guess it's NMPT.

by McFitz February 17, 2009