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splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.
" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"
by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009
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nig noggery

popularly used in online gaming and forums, it is a deroggetory way to describe the poor actions of another online user, describing his actions like those of black people
Random: DUDE i just pk'ed this noob on diablo 2 and stole his enigma!
Me: wtf is this nig noggery you faggot
My friend: Yeah wtf are you black?
by Blackjack21 August 28, 2007
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Nogger

A name for someone who is really into the holidays season, especially eggnog.
Randan is a total nogger
It's nogger season, get the nog
by Souplover63er63ds November 1, 2018
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Nogger Menu

A small selection of food consumed by Noggers. This menu consists of:

Hhhhhrice,

Peeeaaaa, and

Fried Cickon.

Neither of these will be eaten without each other on a nog plate.
Nog: Me Hhwanta Hhhrrrice and Peeeaaa.

Waitor: Yes Mr. Ape. Back in a second.

Waitor (Back from the kitchen): Here you are sir.

Nog: Hhhhhwere's da resta me peeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!

Waitor: I just gave it you. You asked for rice and pea, Not rice and peeeaaas.

Nog: Me gotta me hhhhrice, now me wanta me peeeeeeaaaaaa, mon!

Waitor: That is a pea.

Nog: What about me fried Chickon, Mon?!

Waitor: Your what?

Nog: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

Waitor: This is a menu, not a Nogger Menu!
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we've cena nough

What you say when you've had enough of the Doctor of Thuganomics, and the inventer of the five moves of doom, yeah he even acknoledged the fact he only has five moves, John Cena.
Sign from ECW: One Night Stand II: "We've Cena Nough!"
by Slicky Tricky Damon January 1, 2008
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nougat

1) Sweet, sticky, candy that can be found inside of Milky Ways, Snickers, etc.

2) According to Jamie Foxx at the 2004 ESPY awards, someone who is a medium toned skin. (ex, Tayshaun Prince, Jason Kidd??)
1) Gimme that snickers bar! I want a taste of that nougat!!!

2) Tayshaun Prince, you're my nougat. ;-)
by Rachel July 25, 2004
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nougar

A sub-species of cougar that originates in Africa. Usually preys upon younger White Boys to increase their standing within the tribe.
robin quivers is a nougar
by joeybootz August 14, 2008
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