Notification Bankruptcy

The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)

"I declared Notification Bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks."

by Charle Norris October 23, 2011

Notification Effect

Entering an app with the intent of completing a task only to be distracted by the in-app notification. You then leave the app only to return again to try and accomplish your original task.

I went on Twitter to send a DM but I fell victim to the notification effect when I saw that little counter. Only once I closed the app did I remember what I originally needed to do.

by EdDaWord November 15, 2021

Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.

I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks

by Chuplis July 16, 2009

Notification Squad

A group of retards who need to have all their fingers cut off.

Retarded Idiots: Notification Squad present, trololololo.
Person: Please kill yourselves, please, don't live.

by LegitimatePride December 15, 2019

notification brownies

two words smashed together to define notifications recieved on facebook. it adds an extra zing to notifications allowing for one to say the word, without harm to other's egos.

"zomygod, I commented a really good pic of you and i got so many damn notification brownies."

by wowrandom March 2, 2009

Notification Squad

YouTube subscribers who have "rung the bell", thus enabling instant notifications of when the YouTubers uploads a new video.
There is nothing bad or stupid about this term. It's not just a random term thrown in the YouTube comments. Many YouTube creators have embraced the term themselves, and ask their viewers to join the notifcation squad by pressing the bell icon.

"Hit that like button, and ring the bell to join the notification squad"
"Remembers, guys, YouTube doesn't always let all my viewers know when I upload a new video, so, if you want to make sure you never miss an upload, hit that bell icon, and join the notification squad"
"Notification squad, where you at?"

by YouTubeRulezX June 22, 2020

notification shock

noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed

I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick

by intron February 20, 2014