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Norwegian Cattle Prod

it is when two non-gay, black males take off their pants, run full speed backwards at each other, jump in the air, and slap their butts together.
dude those bros totally just norwegian cattle proded and they are absolutely not gay in any way at all!
by Joeb's friend March 7, 2011
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Norwegianing

Skiing down a maountain almost naked while listening to black metal with a cheese slicer in one hand fish iin the other
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING!
Guy 2: He's Norwegianing
by Defineatly_me June 9, 2017
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norwegian bros

When a group of up to three male spring breakers come together on a cruise ship to form a "brotherhood" with the intentions of hanging out at all times, sleeping in the same room, and working together to secure all possible sexual opportunities with female spring breakers aboard said cruise ship. Chants of "1 2 3 WINGMEN!" are often ritualistic proceedings before entering the dancefloor.
They barely knew each other before that spring break cruise, but they became norwegian bros by the third day.
by brobi-wan kenobi1 March 15, 2010
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norwegian sweater-vest

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.
I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.
by ksmith4 May 16, 2011
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Norwegian Supremacy

Norwegian Supremacy. Norwegian Supremacy is something those who are born in Norway, knows Norwegian or people who have achieved it through someone who has it who can give you the title.

If you have Norwegian Supremacy you are in a state of complete control and awareness of yourself. Your cells and biological processes, your breaths and thoughts, your movements and emotions, your conscious and un/subconscious, etc. You have complete control.

When you have Norwegian Supremacy you are basically immune to people who don't have it. You are completely more worth than everything else, you have the power of Norwegians. The most advanced specimen ever to be created. You are complete, the best. People can call you anything, but it won't matter. Norwegian Supremacy got your back.

People with Norwegian Supremacy are supposed to stand by each other's side. They are there for each other, and at any point, they can help these lesser specimen by using their Norwegian Supremacy to help.

There are people who can never achieve this Supremacy and even Norwegian's who can lose it. These are racists, pedos, rapists and other bullshit, people. Oh and also no Swedish people can ever get this, they are just.. Meh.
Mikkel: "Yo, did you hear about Lisa? She apparently got depression and everything.."

Dan: "Yeah, I did, but everything is fine since Pål already helped her. He apparently used his Norwegian Supremacy to help her deal with the problems. And it worked because we all know..."
Mikkel: "Norwegian Supremacy works with everything! Except for Swedes of course.."
by Tenkeper January 15, 2021
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true norwegian black metal

Greatest music ever created. Ultra cold metal with harsh production to create a truely demonic atmosphere!

Darkthrone's 'A blaze in the northern sky' is THE greatest album ever written
by ChaoticBeauty September 6, 2003
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Norwegian

A person that think he/she knows English but doesn’t.
Hallo! Wear do you come from?
Norwegian
I too! What’s the clock?
Half on ten!
Bye on the toilet
You old chocolate
by GivemeCatfood January 2, 2019
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