While in the process of having a threesome (has to be 2 girls, one guy), the guy puts on a strap-on backwards, so it faces outwards from the buttocks. He then does it doggie style with the girl in front, while the other girl rides the strap-on from the back, essentially creating a swinging pickax motion.

Brady: Dude, Nathan, I found two girls that are DTF, we're going North Dakota Pickaxing tonight!
Nathan: Alright!

Jon: My wife said we should find another girl so we can North Dakota Pickax tonight
Otto: Dude, your wife rocks

North Dakota Pickax by corndogthief December 13, 2014

Get merch

north dakota goggles

The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.

"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."

"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."

north dakota goggles by UnderYourBridgeTROLL January 22, 2014

Get merch

north dakota thanksgiving

North Dakota Thanksgiving is finding a pornographic video of your brother and his gay lover on Xtube.com the night before a big family gathering.

Well, isn't that just a North Dakota Thanksgiving!

north dakota thanksgiving by Husbear January 30, 2016

Get merch

North Dakota mud puppy

To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota

Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.

North Dakota mud puppy by North Dakota mud puppy September 24, 2023

Get merch

Shuffle