Nort

Short for Norton Antivirus, aka computers, aka nerd, aka nort.
A word used for describing those of the most nortious manner;

The nerdiest nerd: Does encapsulate, but not limited to: gamer, book worm, school nerd, librarian, computer wiz, know it all, etc.
"I know pie to 637 digits"
"You're such a nort"
"Does not compute!"
"Nort"
by Thedefinerofallwords January 25, 2012
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Nort

(British)

1.

0, Zero, Nothing, Nort.

2.

The sphincter, which resembles a '0'.

3.

(Perjorative/Slur)
A dislikable idiot. Comparative to an arsehole, only more foolish and less self-aware.
1. 'I came all this way for nort'
2. "Ouch, that hit me right in the nort"
3. "Trump suggested injecting disinfectant to cure Coronavirus. He's such a nort"
by Hiccupotamus April 24, 2020
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dude i think i just saw a nort down the street.
by jacobjacob December 08, 2010
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tity hardons
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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Nort

An absolute idiot of a human being, cannot do anything right
Nick is a real nort, did hear his new song?? Total nort work
by Yomamayuh June 05, 2019
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"Its not that I'm sad... I'm nort"
by ThePerm51 July 25, 2017
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nit nort

A silly person or a person doing something really stupid. This is a cleaner choice word or slang term than jerk, retard, retarded, or asshole. Not to be confused with nigger or nigga, which no one on earth should ever use.
Only a nit nort would drive and watch tv or text at the same time.

Janet got drunk the night before her final exam for college.
What a nit nort.
by DJ JET November 02, 2009
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