Norfolk Academy

Slutty chicks who have dicks and guys who think they are cool, but are just d bags. Teachers who beat their students. Students who act like they are the Queen of England, and spit on the poor.

Norfolk Academy-
Girl: He wanna have sex in Norfolk Academy?
Guy: sure, thats where every one gets laid..
Girl: where u wanna go?
Guy: In the music room
Girl: Ooooo Kinky

by omglol1254 February 25, 2011

Norfolk & Western 475

The act of running into a solid object with force, usually resulting in severe injury to the face.

(For context, on November 2nd 2022, Norfolk & Western 475 crashed into an excavator and got it's smokebox door caved in)

"What happened to Daniel's face?"
"He pulled a Norfolk & Western 475 yesterday."

by NottTelljng November 7, 2022

Norfolk southern

Norfolk Southern is a railroad that derails a lot, and the CEO hates humanity.

I saw a Norfolk Southern train derail.

by railfan 8888 August 19, 2023

Norfolk Academy

Probably the second best school in Norfolk and the tenth best school in Virginia. Was once a prestigious school but now will pretty much accept anyone with an IQ over 60. Ofc, there are still old teachers and pretentious students (ie The shoe shiner) who think the school is Exeter. Academics are mid, but the athletic program is amazing (that's why the school is mostly jocks and narcs). The average female at NA has a body count of 19, give or take a few, and there are several cases where students have got it on within school boundaries. Most of the kids who go there are super chill, and the teachers are willing to ignore the racist jokes they make. Academy gets somewhat of a bad rap for being preppy, but its really not that preppy at all. The dress code is annoying but teachers barely care and wont dress code you at all. You could literally show up in a T-Shirt. The kids arent even rich, most are just middle class such as myself (the tuition is below average for a prep school and affordable for most middle-class families).

You should def send your kid there as long as he isnt a nerd and plays at least one sport

Student 1: Yo! Did you hear Mr. Manning is leaving Norfolk Academy
Student 2: Yeah! They say hes retiring but the school board is super mad at him for not properly dealing with the racial discrimination lawsuit and the viral tiktok racism complaint video, so they probably asked him to retire lol
Student 1: Dang bro, if he wasn't such a shitty person I would almost feel bad for him

by Dennis Manning June 25, 2022

Norfolk Collegiate

A place where dumbass bitches go mostly in the middle school and where ugly boys go. The school is in Norfolk Virginia the heart of Hampton Roads and is also referred to as noco by the kids who go there. Everyone is leaving because it sucks

Hey y’all know that girl from Norfolk collegiate she’s shuck a preppy whit girl

by Thatdumbbitchfromyomama December 12, 2019

Norfolk Broads

Several expanses of water situated in norfolk. Once used for pete mining but now with no real use other then to amuse cunts who enjoy showing off too others in over priced boats despite there sailing ability being less then that required to understand a concept called wind. The cunt's hobbies include running over unsuspecting kids and anal.

David Bowie in 'Life on Mars' : "from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads"

..

I'd go for Ibiza

by Harlequinity April 13, 2011

Norfolk Virgin

Defined as a "Girl who can run faster than her Uncle" - mainly on account of the people in the English county of Norfolk being said to be inbred - cousins marry one another rather too often, resulting in reducing IQ measurements from one generation to the next...

She's 19 years of age and from Norwich and still doesn't have a kid - she must be a Norfolk Virgin

by Crazy_Bettie July 16, 2011