Contheist

Someone who hates or is against God. (Not to be confused with 'Atheist' or 'Anti-theist' who does not believe in the existence of God.) On the contrary, a Contheist acknowledges or believes in the existence of God and believes that everything is created by him. However, due to his personal failure(s) or constant hardships in life, he develops a belief that it is God who has put him through such difficulties and he will not worship him anymore. In short, he revolts against God and becomes an anarchist towards religion. A Contheist is definitely someone who used to be a believer, but decided to turn against God due to his personal failures.

Mother: Son, it's prayer time.

Contheist: Mom, I am not praying from today. I find no use in it. God has done no good to me, and I don't think he will do any good ever.

by Aamir Airborne January 19, 2014

Northeast Ohio

The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.

Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Nonmeister

Any student of sound engineering or music recording that is not a Tonmeister, or simply someone who wishes they were one.

Helen: "Did you hear that Bernie didn't make it on to the Tonmeister course with us?"
Michael: "Who the hell is Bernie?"
Helen: "I thought the two of you were best of friends"
Michael: "Why would I be friends with a dirty Nonmeister?"

by Topknottwat March 22, 2021

northistic

An amazing twitch streamer!
(Hehe I love you, from your biggest fan)

Have you watched Northistic recently?
Yes! They're so funny!

by sealeafy July 20, 2021

northeastern frozen pipeline

to butt fuck a girl/guy and tell them a lil ghost story to set the mood

"during a northeastern frozen pipeline the girl shit herself cuz she got scared and it went all over his dick"

by jubez July 25, 2006

northeaster

A storm on the Atlantic coast whose center of rotation is just offshore. During the winter these storms can bring heavy snowfall and high winds to New England. Sometimes spelled "nor'easter."

The northeaster brought blizzard conditions to much of New Hampshire on Wednesday.

by MQK January 14, 2008

Northeasterner

Someone from the northeast corner of the United States (East of Ohio and North of Maryland). Common traits include snobbish elitism, thinking 85 degrees is extreme heat, thinking people in the middle of the country either live in destitute or in the Wild West, being over-the-top and irrational in their sports fandom (particularly Eagles fans), having terrible food tastes, thinking those living in a rural area live in the wilderness, and more

They can be identified by their abnormal accents (especially those from Boston). Synonyms include yankee, east coaster, and New Englander.

Northeasterner: You said you’re from Tulsa, right? You guys still ride hours everywhere? I think I saw that in a documentary.

Other person: Wow, you’re such a northeasterner. You’re so out of touch with your fellow Americans.

by MahomesForMVP November 14, 2019