Noncey tash

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason

Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks

by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020

nonke

A person who never understands jokes that anyone else makes.

Alyssa: "God! Hanging out with Nate sucks! He's such a nonke! What a buzzkill!"

by muppnonker October 11, 2018

nonkenook

A form of idiot or idiocy.
Generally used for a group of persons (plural of nonkenook in below)

Year nine nonkenooks
He's a bit of a nonkenook

by Rabble of idiots January 31, 2010

nankey

When somethings mad lit; used in London.

Rah bro this is nankey

by Ackky April 27, 2017

Nonkenhead

Something a middle aged mum would call you

Similar to the term muppet or twit this can be used to insult someone without disrespecting jesus

*drops drink

FUCKING HELL YOU CUNT YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER NONKENHEAD. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOOL

by NonProncer May 21, 2019

Nonker

A word associated with the word ‘nonk’, means a person that is a mess up.

“your such a nonker!” “don’t be a nonker”

“did you see all those nonkers?”

by Zukiniebadgal May 13, 2020

nonkerd

To be absolutely shitfaced, having sunk too many brewskies and now ya nonkered

Brah, old mate fuckin davo shagz is absolutely fuckin nonkerd bruz, he's cooked probs had too many brewskies ay lad

by Nick is a bloke who eats duck September 5, 2020