Nomis is the backwards spelling of SIMON
The skinny man with a massive cock that makes donkeys jealous. Nomis is a sexual deviate but makes sure he fills every hole of a girl leaving NOMIS (no-mess)….. Nomis is a full flehedged conspiracist of the black goo! Nomis is a top bloke with a good heart. At times can annoy the fuck out of you and make you wanna punch him …. But then who will do the dishes…. Nomis is a loves the cold and is known to get in trouble when he gets on ice…. Last time he broke his wrist. Nomis doesn’t have a Girl Friend he is a sex pest that will fuck anything that is breathing …… and some things that aren’t. Nomis could use his big dick as a seesaw at an adults play ground. All in all Nomis it’s stand up guy who can upholster the shit out of anything.. he is a helpful geniune bloke even to his ex and a best mate for life
The skinny man with a massive cock that makes donkeys jealous. Nomis is a sexual deviate but makes sure he fills every hole of a girl leaving NOMIS (no-mess)….. Nomis is a full flehedged conspiracist of the black goo! Nomis is a top bloke with a good heart. At times can annoy the fuck out of you and make you wanna punch him …. But then who will do the dishes…. Nomis is a loves the cold and is known to get in trouble when he gets on ice…. Last time he broke his wrist. Nomis doesn’t have a Girl Friend he is a sex pest that will fuck anything that is breathing …… and some things that aren’t. Nomis could use his big dick as a seesaw at an adults play ground. All in all Nomis it’s stand up guy who can upholster the shit out of anything.. he is a helpful geniune bloke even to his ex and a best mate for life
“Hey check the size of that guys cock??”
“Holy shit that thing could sink the titanic”
Hey that guy made a great porno they didn’t have to clean anything up he made “Nomis”(no-mess)
Hey what the hell is that black liquid stuff coming towards us?
Nomis said it’s the black goo
“Holy shit that thing could sink the titanic”
Hey that guy made a great porno they didn’t have to clean anything up he made “Nomis”(no-mess)
Hey what the hell is that black liquid stuff coming towards us?
Nomis said it’s the black goo
by Sonicishectic October 26, 2022
A cute girl who is very Beautyful.A Nomy loves to help other people.She is one of the kindess persons on earth if you find a Nomy never let she go. Every Boy loves Nomys they are cute,beautyful,kind,smart and very cuteeee. She is a little cutie pie. EVERYBODY LOVES NOMY
by Anonymous 62 January 10, 2017
When you look at food and it's just so good all you can say is NOMIES!
For example when someone mentions food instead of saying nice, you can say nomies!
For example when someone mentions food instead of saying nice, you can say nomies!
by lovelytimeart July 7, 2022
by FroggyFrogge June 13, 2022
The last living dinosaur. Genus naomi, species Rubinstein. Eats poo-poos, augmenting its diet with pee-pees.
Omighawd, is that a moving building?" "Oh, no, it's just a Nomi-Rubes. And it's going to bite us to death.
by Dr. Jean-Paul Marat April 24, 2011