The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by cornholio October 5, 2003

Promise

A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.

You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.

Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.

Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.

Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.

by Promise123 November 19, 2010

Promise

A real bad bitch. Doesn’t take no for an answer, always running her mouth but can back her shit up. Don’t test her because she is not to be tried, epitome of stubborn. Attitude off the charts. Real pretty

Damn this bitch Promise so moody.

by Jarjarbinx21 December 18, 2019

promise

something that was made to be broken.

a promise made is a promise broken.

by TheDirector January 13, 2007

promise

To make and break; to say and not do

Babe I promise I'll call (3 days later...)

by soccer_blondie July 23, 2005

Promise

something that people make to comfort another person.
is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.

moving day promise

by Jill Collinson January 29, 2011

promise

what people say but don't really care about

e- "promise we'll always be best friends no matter what"

c- "promise"

*fight*

e- "you promised to never leave.. and now you're leaving?"

c- "promises were meant to be broken"

by 3afterYou July 3, 2015