no fart zone

An area that is specifically demarcated to prevent flatulent behavior in a small, closed area, usually backed up by an obscene fine to prevent it.

A no fart zone is set up to totally criminalize farting whereas in the past, passing gas was merely considered socially rude!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020

No Flush Bandit

One who does not flush the toilet after pooping in a public bathroom. Stacking toilet paper on the water pre-poop to ensure the poop stays above water level is optional. Main goal of the "NFB" is to stink up the bathroom/clog the toilet for the next, unsuspecting user.

The No Flush Bandit struck again, this time in the food court bathroom at the mall.

by Frequent Bandit January 4, 2011

r-u-n-n-o-f-t

The condition of having left or abandoned someone or someplace, often abruptly, under difficult or unpleasant circumstances, and with the implication of not intending to come back. Colloquial misspelling of "ran off." The term is derived from the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou, in which an rather unlearned character wishes to convey to other characters that his wife left him but does not wish to say so aloud in front of his son.

Mrs. Hogwallop done r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

by Edward January 6, 2004

no mourners no funerals

A way of saying dont die/love you. Before going on a heist

No mourners no funerals (before leaving )

by Sherm05 October 13, 2021

give no fucks

1. how many do i give? none.

2. i give no fucks about your drunken knife wielding bullshit.
drunkard.

3. i dont care.

me: about how many fucks do you think i give?
you: many?
me: no, infact i give none.
you: you give no fucks?
me: no.

by knowlessmore September 15, 2009

No Fifty

This was a phrase said back in the early mid 90s as a game. If someone messed up something that they would normally try to play off or correct they would have to say "Fifty." If someone else said "No Fifty" before the person said "Fifty" you would get to take your hand and swipe it really hard across the back of their neck giving them an Indian Rug burn if you will (one swipe with a lot of pressure to create friction so that it hurts). Another common form is saying the phrase "No take backs". {Used in the Maryland area.. don't know about other areas}

John: Ah dude 2+2 = 5
Bob: No Fifty
John: Crap
Bob swipes hand across the back of John's neck.

by Elexsor February 27, 2009

No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019