alex brightman tux fetish

the definition of someone obsessed with alex brightman wearing tuxedos.

person 1: hey! the other day you said you had an alex brightman tux fetish? what the hell is that?
person 2: oh! i LOVE seeing alex brightman wear tuxes, it shivers me tenders 😏

by alexbschesthair June 27, 2021

tux cleavage

When a very handsome ginger man opens his tux/dress shirt to show his chesticles / cleavage

Ginger Ninja Jake's tux cleavage is on point.

by krnterror July 6, 2017

Battle Tux

A tux you wouldn't want to get married in. It's probably seen better days and is now only appropriate for rowdy, drunken events (i.e. you don't mind getting booze or vomit on it).

Dude 1: What are you wearing for the booze cruise tonight?
Dude 2: Battle tux, all the way.

by RandyAnderson May 1, 2016

no tux

"no tucks" , meaning to roll a blunt poorly. used as an insult, saying someone is sloppy or dumb

Jasper Dolphin: "this nigga don't even smoke; no tux! weak ass nigga"

by w0lfh4l3y June 19, 2022

Tux

A person who is a billionaire or will be a billionaire but only if their name is FX_TUX

Wow TUX you are so wealthy

by Urban D.Y December 4, 2021

Metro Tux

Derived from the LAPD's Metropolitan Division (SWAT, K-9, Bomb Squad, Etc.) as the "tuxedo" the personnel uses that consists of tactical pants, a white t-shirt, and a ballistic (bulletproof) vest.

The swat team wore their metro tuxes to the bar after a long hostage standoff.

by SGT-KMA May 30, 2009

Tuxed fuck

A well-dressed yet appallingly mannered person.

Look at that tuxed fuck, behaving like he runs the place.

by Lio123 February 9, 2018