There Is No Such Thing As Free Pussy

Pussy is never free.

"Hey man I banged a hot chick last night, but I think she has a kid."
"Ha, there is no such thing as free pussy."

by Chet Cummings 13 September 24, 2008

No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

There's no such thing as free lunch

A phrase that suggests sexual favors will ensue the current meal.

The Girl Next Door: Thanks for taking me out, I'm having a great time!
Big Man on Campus: There's no such thing as free lunch. Let's fuck.

by Dan Mit September 26, 2006

No man love thing

Jim Cramer's version of no homo. First used on Nov 30 2010

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

I gotta admit he's a good looking guy.. um no man love thing

by pseudonymGuy123 December 2, 2010

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
Now a very popular meme template.

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

nothong

nothing, but it's typed incorrectly

"what's going on"
"nothong really"
"that's not a real word dude"

by xerk July 14, 2018