i'd crack

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."

Yo, I'd crack her.

by Cactus Jack July 28, 2017

I'd hit that

Phrase used mainly by guys meaning that they'd want to have sex with the person(usually a girl) they're refering to.

See: I'd tap that.

Oh man, look at Donna! I'd hit that.

by Mr. Angel October 25, 2006

I'd fuck with that

Used in a similar way to "fucking around." Sort of like, I'd vibe with that, I'm down with it, etc. Unrelated to sex.

"I'd fuck with apple juice so hard."
"Existentialism? I'd fuck with that."
"Yo bro, wanna go to the bar?" "Yeah, I'd fuck with that."

by throwingoranges December 19, 2016

I'd Hit it

Vernacular. Expresses a desire to have sexual relations, usually from the dominant/giving aspect rather than the submissive/receiving one. Implies a lack of personal respect / emotional investment for the person to be "hit." Exact phrase is necessary to carry the meaning. Division, alteration or attempt to use in a literal sense may result in misunderstanding and ridicule.

Common mistakes are made when refering to "a hit" as in a dose of a (usually illegal) non-food chemical compound, or physically striking an object. In such cases, it is preferable to use the actual word for the object to be "hit" over the pronoun "it."

Right: "That girl over there? Yeah, I'd hit it."

Wrong: "Who has the bong? I'd hit it!"

by TC April 13, 2005

I'd Paint That

A phrase describing an object or person that is so artsy or perfect looking that you would take the time to paint it.

"You see that chick over there? I'd paint that."

by spiderwithabaldspot November 08, 2009

I'd fap to that

When you feel the urge to (fap) masturbate to a very hot thing, Preferably a naked female.

"Dude, did you see that girl? I'd fap to that!"
"Yo! Look at that ass! I'd fap to that!"

by Fapperton September 14, 2009

i'd tap

another way to say to have sex with someone

man look at Sarah over there, I'd tap that

by nonono onlnon June 20, 2017