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NightShower

The act of showering at night, an activity that provides several advantages over its far more common counterpart, the MorningShower, including but not limited to:

(1) The feeling of going to bed squeaky clean

(2) The ability of being able to sleep in as long as possible in the morning because one does not have to deal with showering in their morning routine

(3) Less frequent need to launder sheets due to decreased filth accumulation

(4) The ability to end one's day in quiet reflection with a hot relaxing shower

(5) Communal showers are less crowded at night
MorningShowerer: "Dude, I gotta get up at 9:00am tomorrow."

NightShowerer: "Sucks to be you, man. I NightShower. My alarm is set for 9:15am."

NightShowerer: "Alright, lets blow this popsicle stand. I gotta go NightShower."
by NightShowerer7 October 18, 2012
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Nighthunterr

Some boosted kid in Vainglory thats sucks at it.
Dodge at all costs
Oh I just queued Nighthunterr in a ranked match, time to dodge
by XxD35Tr0yRsxX May 3, 2017
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Chinese Nightstand

After a long night of drinking, and you wake up and feel pretty good. And slowly the worst fucking hangover ever ruins your life!!! I might be dieing!!!
I felt so good this morning, now I have a Chinese Nightstand!
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Nightstand boots

1. Boots that would look at home near a nightstand, amid a pile of clothes, next to a bed occupied by the owners of the aforementioned clothes.

2. Boots that a sexually promiscuous woman would wear.
"Damn girl, those are nightstand boots if I ever saw them."

Stacy: "Oh my god did you see her boots?"
Gwen: "Oh my god, TOTAL nightstand boots."
by Drecid December 28, 2013
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boulevard nights

To cruise and chill with your eses
-Hey yo Smiley, what u doin 2nite
-I dunno ese, u wanna hit da boulevard nights
-Simon vato, lets bounce
by DLOC October 4, 2006
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five nights at freddy's

Five Nights at Freddy's is an indie point-and-click survival horror video game developed by Scott Cawthon. The game centers on the titular pizza restaurant Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where the player must act as a night watch, defending themselves from possessed, animatronic animal characters by tracking their movement through the facility using security cameras.

Five Nights at Freddy's was first released via Desura on August 8, 2014. On August 20, 2014, after it was approved by the service's crowdsourcing platform Greenlight, Five Nights at Freddy's was also released via Steam. A port for Android was released on August 27, 2014 via Google Play Store.

The game was praised by critics for being a unique take on the survival horror genre, with a particular emphasis on its simplistic design, along with how its gameplay mechanics and aesthetics contributed to an overall feeling of fear and paranoia. Five Nights at Freddy's was the top-selling game on Desura for the week ending August 18, 2014, and the game became the subject of a number of popular "Let's Play" videos on YouTube—including one by Markiplier, who labelled it the "scariest game in years".

tl;dr A truly terrifying game about killer robots that won't stop raining hell on you until you're either dead or you make it to morning! It has five nights. FIVE DAMN NIGHTS. Don't forget to mention a damn sixth and seven night which are just nopes in themselves.
Five Nights at Freddy's makes Slender and SCP look like an educational game for little kids!
by Not a fuckface September 10, 2014
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nights

One of the greatest video game characters in the existence of video games.
A new NiGHTS game is coming out for the Wii late this year.
by iLLViLLAiN August 7, 2007
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