jacob nieves

he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly

jacob nieves is my lover man

by a lemieux October 16, 2020

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Gay Nieves

A faggot/chav/lackey bastard who sniffs up other people's asses, hoping for them to drop a mere turd that is greater than their whole existence. Most Gay Nieves' are seen wearing too-tight ass shirts, usually with logos of bands. Gay Nieves' mostly just front about liking these bands and have most likely never even heard one of their songs. Gay Nieves' like new girls who like like a mix of Chinese-White-Dog breed. Gay Nieves' are usually cross-eyed, with down's syndrome, and take horrid Myspace picks, usually without clothing on, and nipples hard from watching gay porn.

The Gay Nieves climbed a tree with no shirt on, took out his camera, and posted the pic on Myspace.

by Couchanesia April 16, 2008

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nieves

1. to be totally f*cking useless
2. to actively hinder one's ability to work and/or succeed
3. to sleep at your desk or play Guitar Hero while everyone else is working, and then complain that you were up all night working
4. to deny one's ability to learn through stupid, meaningless rants
5. to neglect your current career, while working on a dental degree
6. to be a subject matter expert...on nothing

"That guy is such a nieves, he shut down our entire nework."

by tito4life April 14, 2008

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Niresan

1. What every woman wants.
2. Really hawt.
3. Better than everyone else.

Woman: OMG, instead of shoes, i got myself a Niresan.

Scientist: This niresan's reading on the thermometer is off the scale.

Kid: You know why im better than you, cuz im a niresan!

by NotNiresan July 30, 2006

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