Simp for Niels day

January Eighteenth is the day of the year in which you simp for (or make out with) someone by the name of Niels
Sora: you hear it's simp for Niels day?
Maddy: I already bought him a graphics card
by Boony January 18, 2021
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“Nieled It”

To state or rephrase something that has already been said...extensively.
“Did you hear? Florida issued a state wide- stay home order for 30 days” You “Nieled it”, we spoke about that only like seven times.
by msgpanda April 04, 2020
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Niels Christian

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker
Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock
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Cara Niel

Wow holy f!ck did u see Cara Niel at the gath last night 🥵
by Carzzzzzzzzzz February 15, 2021
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Niels

Loves emma wallesjö
Emma is hot only a niels can get her!
by Greken sju December 21, 2016
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niel

A very thin man that looks like a 15 years old child who is scared of bugs and is extremely pitiful. They usually wear very tight pants and their lips tend to be swollen and chapped.
Daniel: I just saw a spider and while I was running away I fell off and someone stepped on me.

Joey: What's wrong with you? haha you're such a niel!
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Niel

A God. Extremely elusive. He just appears from different timelines, and also theorized that he appears from different worlds. He intervenes sometimes, at random, ranging from giving a hand on huge crisis to just pranking people. Seems to be omnipotent. Avoids being seen, only appears if the right conditions are met. Conditions are still unknown. Visual appearance are weirdly random, could be a plant, animal, human, or a monster/alien. Only visible to their target(s).

First records of being spotted is in a cave, drawn by one of the very first caveman known.
Old man: You know, let me tell you a story

Young boy: What is it grandpa?

Old man: I've been saved once before by a Man riding a Dragon...

Young boy: Dragons aren't real.

Old man: Yes they aren't real, at least in our world. The one riding the dragon. His name is Niel.

Young boy: Niel?

Old man: Aha! Young boy, I've spent some years researching who, when and where his origins are. It turns out he's a God that appears out of nowhere.

Young boy: Wow that's amazing! Are you making stories grandpa?

Old man: Look him up on the library, you will know and remember the name Niel. I maybe one of the luckiest living thing that encountered such elusive being.

Young boy: Okay grandpa!
by ConquerorZen March 19, 2022
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