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Nectar of the Tards

A sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a Mountain Dew. It is said by retards that Mountain Dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into passers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.
Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.
by zardoz88 December 13, 2009
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nectarflesh

An enflamed, aroused, and wet vulva.
She spread her thighs and exposed her glistening nectarflesh to me.
by tortoise December 1, 2006
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Rectum Nectar

The anal discharge that ferments in your ass.
I need a re-wipe, my cheeks keep sloshing from all of my rectum nectar
by redhatpro January 8, 2009
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Sweet Honey Nectar

The epitome of awesome and cool. When something is so perfect that "cool" or "awesome" or "kickin" is just not enough.
Person 1: OMG the Cubs just won the world series...

Person 2: Sweet Honey Nectar
by Stoolie October 26, 2013
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Twat Nectar

"The broad I nailed last night shot massive amounts of twat nectar as she climaxed."
by Grant G December 15, 2007
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Nigger Nectar

Look at all those porch monkeys sippin on Nigger Nectar.
by zbig1 February 10, 2010
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Pussy Nectar

Vaginal secretions, emitted by mature woman with dripping pussy, just prior to intercourse; more extreme substance than pussy juice.
Just prior to fucking her, I mated my lips with her downstairs lips, squeezed the lips with mine, and milked her of her Pussy Nectar.
by Pussy Nectar Squeezer February 4, 2005
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