by Aniidid January 3, 2018
Get the new years noodle mug.A day were everyone gets drunk as fuck with the bestest of their friends; maybe family too. Consists of hard liquor, beertastic beer, and illegal fireworks which completes the night.
*Phone rings* "Uggh, who is this?"
"It's steve, I'm comin' to get you out of your mother's basement, we're getting drunk as fuck!"
"What day is it again?"
"Don't act like an FNG, it's New Years Eve. We're storming the liquor stores at 1700 hours!"
"It's steve, I'm comin' to get you out of your mother's basement, we're getting drunk as fuck!"
"What day is it again?"
"Don't act like an FNG, it's New Years Eve. We're storming the liquor stores at 1700 hours!"
by Le Derpson December 28, 2011
Get the New Years Eve mug.When you go berserk after consuming a mutitude of shots, Your friends must then lock you in the van as a result of your incoherent behavor so they can go to the club without you embarresing them, you then lose it as your intoxicated mind taps into its prehistoric nature and busts the van in half as an attempt on figuring out how to push the door open... and there by having to pay your friend the car bill after waking up and not remembering how it happend but knowing it was you that happened.....
During new years I had a New Years Berserk and totally lost it and ripped a japanese lady in half with my bare hands
by He who is known January 13, 2008
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Have a Happy New Year!
Have a Happy New Year!
by Master Of Nations December 31, 2020
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Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022
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It begins when two couples are drunk and are sleeping in the same room. (originally on New years eve and in bunk-beds) Couple A is on the bottom, and couple B is on the top. Then, a few minutes after the lights are off, couple A starts to go at it. Pretty soon, couple B, dizzy and lying awake on the top bunk, are rocking back and forth, mortified from the drunken, horny sex going on below them.
It begins when two couples are drunk and are sleeping in the same room. (originally on New years eve and in bunk-beds) Couple A is on the bottom, and couple B is on the top. Then, a few minutes after the lights are off, couple A starts to go at it. Pretty soon, couple B, dizzy and lying awake on the top bunk, are rocking back and forth, mortified from the drunken, horny sex going on below them.
Sam: Tres, we're going to new years eve your ass tonight! (said from member of Couple B to member of Couple A, so that Couple B can have their revenge)
by Couple B March 1, 2008
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