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Netherlands

Ofcourse it's (...)ing boring here, but the UK is nothing better, shut up Sjembek. *superiority feeling* Anyway. The country now known as Belgium was once part of Holland, untill they stood up against the dutch king for letting them slack off. Now we have a frikkin small country and make fun of the Belgian people. The Netherlands are known for the Delta Works, which is a wonder of the modern world. We invented some snacks like Kroket and Frikandel, etc. Things like wooden shoes, windmills etc. are all in the past, although some still wear it, for example farmers. We are also known for tulips, weed, red light district and eating raw fish.
"Where do you live?"
"In The Netherlands"
"Oh, you mean with the Hookers and weed?"
"...Yes"
by Jan peter Balkenende October 16, 2005
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netheryaya

It is a term used in The Big Bang Theory describing a woman's private part.
When Amy wanted to try lesbianism on Penny, Amy said, "don't worry, I'll avoid the netheryaya.
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the netherlands

A wonderful, magical, fairy tale place that is heaven for millions of disillusioned American teens. Everyone who lives there smokes weed, masturbates to porn in public, see-through portajohns, and has sex with everything. Oh, the Dutch. What a people. Their capital, Amsterdam, is the most liberal, corrupt, chaotic, anarchic, offensive, and orgazmically exciting place on earth. The Netherlands kick so much ass.
Damn, I can't wait to go to the Netherlands after my senior year!
by dick trickle February 25, 2005
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South Netherlands

The Southern Netherlands, Usually the provinces of North Brabant, Zeeland, Limburg, South Holland, and Gelderland.

Also where the greatest death metal comes from.
South Netherlands metal bands:
Prostitute Disfigurement - Veldhoven
Gorefest - Goes
Nox - Den Haag
Sinister - Schiedam
Severe Torture - Boxtel
Inhume - Panningen
by Metal6Head January 17, 2008
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Netherlands

An innuendo for a the sexual reproductive organs.
Johnny: Oh man I'm gonna get put the old of staff of life right in Sarah's Netherlands tonight!
by TheBerries October 22, 2014
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the netherlands

I'm dutch, and it's actually quite a boring country. We have a prime-minister that looks like Harry Potter and is about as exciting as the average Hollywood blockbuster.
Yes, you can smoke weed and it's rather accepted to do so, but it's not legal, only condoned. Yes, euthanasia is legal, but you may only commit euthanasia under VERY special circumstances.
Amsterdam doesn't look like the rest of the Netherlands at all. Amsterdam is so much cooler than the rest of the Netherlands
Dude 1: Hey, you're also dutch!
Dude 2: Yeah, I live in the country with more traffic problems than L.A.. It's rush hour around the clock!
Dude 1: But at least you can smoke weed while you're at it.
Dude 2: True, but the police doesn't like that.
Dude 1: I live in Amsterdam and that's the best city there is in the Netherlands!
Dude 2: Dude, that's so cool, I want to live there too!
Dude 3: Yeah me too, so I can go to the hookers and stuff!
Dude 1 & 2, in unison: YUGH! Go back to the States!
by Michiel van der Zee January 13, 2006
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netherlands

A nation full of people who complain about everything.
A better name for the Netherlands would be Piss and moan land
by Guy Incognito1 August 8, 2006
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