neemie

Slang term for dick. A neemie is the shaft of the penis, the long part, the part that bitches stroke.

Sarah: Oh my god Jack's neemie was so fucking huge.
Jane: What the hell is a neemie?

by not your parents February 19, 2014

Dirty Naomie

Dirty Naomie is used to tell your boss or superior that you used his dishwasher to learn more about the squirrel's anatomy.
It is also used as a compliment for the genitals of a male squirrel.

Hey boss!I did Dirty Naomie yesterday.
Hi buddy !You have some Dirty Naomie

by yeeeeeetthatbaby1920 May 19, 2020

naomie

whore, sex,stripper,she loves to sleep at night and is very cal with her man

screams all night long oh its a naomie!

by ncbdman May 1, 2019

Neomer

Neomer n. 1. Neomer was a dual sided scythe used by both Asala of Tears, and Asala the Reborn. Said to glow red.

Neomer has cut down meny men and women.

by Yoza October 18, 2007

Neemies

Small toys specifically shaped as an animal or person. They're usually dispensed by fast food resturants with children's meals, and horribly painful to step on when a child leaves them on the floor.

"When you're done playing with your neemies, please put them away."

"What happened to your foot?"
"I just stepped on a sharp neemie while I was in your room."

by Jane Howery April 8, 2008

Nemmiez

A typical slang term for you're average homie like enemy. In most cases said person is too lazy to use nemesis

Winston Churchill: Stalin Bruv u been chattin 2 Hitler ?

Stalin: Nah bruv e use 2 be liek ma frend but now e iz my arch nemmiez

Mussolini: Y dnt u both stfu

by Your brothers mothers sister October 20, 2015

Noomies

Noomies are those snot green glass marbles that nobody really wanted.

I will give you a bag of Noomies for one Smasher!

by Domiz May 9, 2018