The Neighbors Kid

Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.

Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"

Any Logical Person:"Fuck no! I'd rather live!"

by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019

neighbor qualified

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.

So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015

birthday neighbor

Someone who's birthday is the day before or after yours

Person 1: happy birthday! I guess that means we're birthday neighbors.
Person 2: really? Was your birthday yesterday or is it tomorrow?
Person 1: my birthdays tomorrow.
Person 2: well happy early birthday, birthday neighbor.

by Random person #135689293190 June 29, 2017

Number Neighbor

a trend on twitter where a person has the same exact phone number as you but the last digit is either higher or lower

mike: i’m gonna text my number neighbor, since my number is (231)465-321 their number must be (231)465-322 or (231)465-320

not a real phone number (i think)

by tttrashcannn August 5, 2019

Neighbors with benefits

Like friends with benefits but with your neighbor

Andrea: "Do you like her?"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"

by NWBro October 21, 2015

Lazy neighbor

When masturbating, and the masturbator also starts manually pleasing the person next to them. If the person being cranked off does not reciprocate, they are the ‘lazy neighbor’

Football started getting boring, so as I started jerking off myself and Brent, the bastard just sat there and lazy neighbored me...

by Storkllama April 10, 2021

my neighbor

what white people say to their friends instead of saying my nigga

Josh- Aye my nigga
Tyrone- Wut u say
Josh- I mean my neighbor

by 69problemz June 4, 2015