There is a place closer than you think.
A place where you might see a black person sometimes.
A place where there's ONE FUCKING MCDONALD'S.
A place where you can't let small animals out at night because they WILL die.
A place where children never get shot, but you kind of want to see them get shot.
A place that sometimes looks like a rancid dump or a rich white Republican man's playground; and never in between.
A place where my school once went on lockdown because there was a stray dog on campus.
A place where sixty degrees Fahrenheit is too cold to go outside.
A place where the criminally insane were released onto the streets one day and now you can't go outside alone past 11 PM.
And that place, is a little town we like to call: Newbury Park.
The other day I saw a seagull kill and begin to eat a rat until a raccoon killed the seagull and ate it.
Newbury Park.
A place where you might see a black person sometimes.
A place where there's ONE FUCKING MCDONALD'S.
A place where you can't let small animals out at night because they WILL die.
A place where children never get shot, but you kind of want to see them get shot.
A place that sometimes looks like a rancid dump or a rich white Republican man's playground; and never in between.
A place where my school once went on lockdown because there was a stray dog on campus.
A place where sixty degrees Fahrenheit is too cold to go outside.
A place where the criminally insane were released onto the streets one day and now you can't go outside alone past 11 PM.
And that place, is a little town we like to call: Newbury Park.
The other day I saw a seagull kill and begin to eat a rat until a raccoon killed the seagull and ate it.
Newbury Park.
Tommy: My peepee tickles when I look at the other boys on the playground.
Kyle: What are you FUCKING GAY?
You: I want to die.
Welcome to Newbury Park.
Kyle: What are you FUCKING GAY?
You: I want to die.
Welcome to Newbury Park.
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Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
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Dota Pro 1: "Daniel should quit playing dota after that game he fed each member five kills, the retard was 0-25"
Dota Pro 2: "he is such a neeber"
Dota Pro 2: "he is such a neeber"
by Deejjj April 1, 2009
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"do you go to newbury park high school?"
"yes"
"your football team sucks because they all smoke pot"
"yes"
"your football team sucks because they all smoke pot"
by yoyoyoyoyosocalreppin December 17, 2011
Get the newbury park high school mug.Nerburger is derivative from the word Ner. Ner is a way of saying no, when "no" is either inappropriate or uncool. Nerburger was originated by a noted group of winners at Lakeland Senior High School in Shrub Oak. Ner was introduced into highschool by a kid with the last name of ***burger (obsenities ommited). It was overused so much by this person and his group of notable socialites that it was parodied. So instead of saying Ner one can now use Nerburger.
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Jimmy: Where did you grow up?
Tom: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Oh where's that?
Tom: Small SoCal town, prey close to Malibu and LA
Jimmy: Oh thats sweet!
Tom: That is where you are wrong kiddo
Tom: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Oh where's that?
Tom: Small SoCal town, prey close to Malibu and LA
Jimmy: Oh thats sweet!
Tom: That is where you are wrong kiddo
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