necromancer

Someone who has sex with dead people. Portmanteau of the words "necro" and "romancer."

Dr. Orpheus: I don’t want to worry you with the particulars, but I am a necromancer by trade. You know what that means, don’t you?

Brock Samson: You have sex with dead people?

by DnB4L April 18, 2008

Necromancer

A shot coctail.
Equal parts black aftershock, whiskey, rum, gin, vodka and orange juice. A dark abomination not for the faint of heart.
Not to be confused with the Arch Lich which also includes absinthe.

Will we be promoting this necromancer to Arch Lich?

by The Chev January 2, 2022

necromancery

Sketchy like shit could happen at anytime

Place looks very necromancery

by Lord stinky September 18, 2023

Necromancer

A 65+ year old virgin

Derek from across the road never has anyone over, he's probably a necromancer

by SuperhumanCock December 30, 2023

Necromancer

My alarm clock.

My alarm clock had to be trained to be a necromancer to awaken my dead body every morning.

by Ronnoc Yadim February 7, 2024

Necromancer

OHH NECROMANCER!?!?! PUT A SPELL ON MEE. WITH KISSES SO SWEET THEY ROT MY TEETH!! OOOOH NECROMANCER–WHY YOU SO FAR AWAY??? ANOTHER DAY ROLLS BY WITHOUT ME KISSIN YOUR FACEE!?!??!

Necromancer from Joy Again 2017 album Joy Again.

by AZAIIEAX November 17, 2023

Nigerian Necromancer

A slang term for a giant penis

I slept with Steve last night and oh my god. He pulled it out and it was huge, he was packing a Nigerian Necromancer !!! I almost fainted !!

by Wan21 September 17, 2021