Necromancerphiliamander

An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confirmed to exist) began as simple Shalomanders, spam-fighting reptiles with highly developed skills in STFU-age, although typically they use the Hebrew variant, Shalom. Unfortunately, the Shalomander was never very popular with the ladies, and so began sleeping with the dead to avoid any problematic questions of consent. It is unclear how they developed the power, or desire, to raise the dead, however.

"Ho ho, this is more fun than a busload of dead cheerleaders!" said the necromancerphiliamander as he drove the jeep out of the exploding Nazi camp.

by Vapor Snake September 6, 2008

necromancer

someone who romanticizes necks

bill: i think im a necromancer

jim: oh

by obamaxcare August 22, 2020

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

necromancer

A latin female with a disturbing amount of upper lip facial hair,thick long curling sideburns, and a near dark unibrow. They have been spotted in graveyards attempting to call upon the powers of the undead.

Whoa, don't look, she's a total necromancer!

by The Doogie September 15, 2008

necromancer

Someone who has sex with dead people. Portmanteau of the words "necro" and "romancer."

Dr. Orpheus: I don’t want to worry you with the particulars, but I am a necromancer by trade. You know what that means, don’t you?

Brock Samson: You have sex with dead people?

by DnB4L April 18, 2008

necronine

A Necromancer whom of which can bring upon the world's doom with it's ability to resurrect dead within the million.

"That Necronine isn't going to be easy to take down. Be careful."

by Mycentos June 6, 2017

Necrofincest

When you mix your dead relatives ashes with resin and put it in a dildo mold

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by RJ Rubin March 11, 2019