Nesticles

Testicles, so covered by hair as to look like bird or rat's nest.

A natural unshaven way for a man to live.

Shane's nesticles were so hairy it reminded me of a residual forest.

by Matt Rondeau 3 April 23, 2009

yuppie's necktie fallacy

Fallacious belief that something must be good because you shelled out a lot of money for it. From the joke about two nouveau-riche types who are standing next to each other at a party wearing identical ties. One says, "I got this tie for five hundred Euro". The other says, "That's nothing. I got mine for at least two thousand Euro." Not to be confused with the principal that if you buy cheap, you get cheap ... for a yuppie's necktie is never cheap.

Don't spend a hundred grand on a car. Only those who can't see through the yuppie's necktie fallacy do that.

by Fearman September 16, 2007

Colombian Necktie

A method of execution where the victim's throat is slashed (with a knife or other sharp object) and their tongue is pulled out through the open wound.

Donovan sold drugs that didn't belong to him, so the boss told me to give him a Colombian Necktie.

by Zombiie Luvv January 27, 2011

Jesse James Necktie

A stain of blood on someones' shirt down the center of their chest after taking multiple wounds, such as gunshots from an outlaw known as Jesse James.

We have a sharpshooter on our hands, all the victims are wearing a Jesse James Necktie.

by nyxathid July 28, 2010

Columbian Necktie

the act of slicing someone's throat and pulling their tongue out of the hole.

"dude! ronnie got killed!"
"oh my god, how?"
"that new kid gave him a columbian necktie!"

by hehehe :) October 1, 2009

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

beverly hills necktie

A euphemism for autoerotic asphyxiation, popularized after actor David Carradine's death

-Whats with the red mark on David's neck?
-Probably gave him self a beverly hills necktie over lunch.

by XedMada November 11, 2009