Neapolitan Ass Cream

When one person piss in your girls ass followed by a nut and let her shit that out

I’m gonna eat my girls Neapolitan Ass Cream tonight

by Bogis Digus May 2, 2019

Neapolitan Party

A term derived from Neapolitan Ice cream, which contains strawberry (pink), vanilla (white), and chocolate (brown.) During a Neapolitan party an interracial couple or group will engage in vaginal, anal, and oral sex involving a pink face bald uakari (a monkey with a really pink colored face). Thus completing the neapolitan pink, white and brown. During the early stages of the party the sex will be vaginal, this involves the uakari and the male double penetrating the female. This can be challenging as sometimes the uakari is difficult to tame. The next phase involves anal sex during which the male and female will both receive anal from the pink faced monkey. Immediately following the demolition of both human anuses the uakari will receive fellatio from both the man and woman. This order is specific as the human must taste their own shit off the monkeys dick.

Steve and Tammy know how to throw one heck of a Neapolitan Party, there were pink faced monkeys everywhere and more anal seepage than you can fit in a douche.

by ChiChiMuncher69 March 1, 2017

Neapolitan Lines

Any combination of narcotics mixed for insufflation.

I've got some ket left, let's add it to the coke and mandy and make some Neapolitan Lines.

by El_Bosco May 19, 2022

Neapolitan love-slide

When a bubbly mixture of seamen, blood and fecal matter slips out of a lady's chuff. Predominantly post coitus.

Awh dude, i thought i might have had some speckles but a neapolitan love-slide ..?! Come on!

by craig nicolson January 12, 2012

neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom September 15, 2008

Neapolitan Blowjob

To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."

by Dr. SexyGeek March 4, 2009

Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019