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Neanderthal

A near extinct species of human that was widely distributed in ice-age Europe between circa 120,000 and 35,000 years ago, with a receding forehead and prominent brow ridges. Previously thought extinct but discovered to be living in mostly uninhabitable parts of australia such as the Northern Territory.
Some of the Neanderthals have since migrated to more inhabited places such as Perth, but have been unsuccessful integrating into modern Homo Sapien Sapien culture and society.
"You don't want to go to the Northern Territory, it is overrun with Neanderthals."
by Butthurt Ape June 29, 2015
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Neanderthal Dog

A man who cannot be responsible enough to keep his privates in his pants, and habitually thinks of only eating, sex, drinking, partying, sex, sports, sex, sleeping, sex, women, sex, and truly believes everything and everyone else is beneath him, and his needs/wants.

A man doesn't necessarily have to be sleeping around with others, but can be sexually demanding, and even sexually abusive to his significant other. Sex dominates every day of his relationships. Irresponsible, and inappropriate behaviors are common. Self induced thoughts of indiscretions from his significant other, and acting upon those self induced thoughts, against a partners will.

A man that gives into all his issues whether they are dangerous to him, or others, and either see's no issues with the behavior, or does see the issues, but refuses to acknowledge his weakness's and seek help.

A man who will have sex with anything that moves.
Someone who is self centered enough to ignore everything and anything except for their own needs, and wants. Who either refuses, or actually can not see how their thinking and actions is destroying the other people in their lives.

Someone who will have sex with anything, or/ and anyone without thought of consequence. And because this man thinks, breathes, and see things in that way, they are considered a Neanderthal Dog. A unfeeling, unthinking, non-understanding, non-caring individual, who will "rut" with anything that moves...thus a dog. Neanderthal Dog.
by SeeTooMuchOfIt November 6, 2011
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neanderthol

man....in his best light...club carrying lifeform known as man also...smells rank and AKA lifeform....needs the snip a bath and a new shed..........all men are neanderthols!!!!!!
omfg its that neanderthol life......
by species October 10, 2004
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Neanderthal

Mike: you are a fucking neanderthal .
Johnny: Hey that's racist. Just because I'm white, that doesn't always mean white people are evolved from neanderthals.
by Saitama 777 February 23, 2021
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Neanderthal

a very very old person
Neanderthal on the Back of a British pound coin
by Jessicajessica October 23, 2011
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neanderthal

an extremely ugly person with nappy hair and an ape-like face. They have a little brain and dont know how to communicate with humans. They only talk to their kind and dont know how to apply makeup evenly on their face. They think there tough, but when it comes down to a fight all they can do is kick others and talk in their own ape langauge to their "friends". They cant feel emotions and they look like man.They are the missing link to humans in evolution.
"damn, doesnt that "girl" look like a neanderthal?!
by Beccabooo April 20, 2007
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neanderthal

the stupid kid with a small misshapen head
by p194562 September 17, 2019
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