When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
Person 1: Did you see Dave today?
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
by Chiefjackhamma February 10, 2010
Get the Native American Soul Patch mug.All land west of New Jersey & North of mexico & south of Canada!!! ( give all land back to Red-skin, all others return to country of orgin..)
by itichie_nocanpo July 6, 2006
Get the native american land mug.When you smother your dick in bean dip, in an Indian headdress and have sex with a Mexican in a tent.
by Nylter Hustlee December 16, 2011
Get the Native American Taco mug.A lazy native american indian that sits in his/her car honking the horn because they are too lazy to get out of car and knock/ring doorbell.
Edgar went to pick up Romulus and Jonas for the Pow Wow early that evening, instead of being civil and putting down his 40oz, he just sits in his '82 El Camino blasting the native american doorbell.
by Whiskey Drunk April 28, 2010
Get the native american doorbell mug.I am divorcing my wife and I asked for the $400,000 ring I gave her and she called me a "Native American Giver!"
by Charles H Hall III February 14, 2008
Get the Native American Giver mug.A group of religions that are a revival of the orginal Native American religions.
The largest number of people in these religions are Native Americans, but a large number of the general population have joined one or more of these religions.
The largest number of people in these religions are Native Americans, but a large number of the general population have joined one or more of these religions.
He's into Native American paganism.
by Judge dredd7 August 22, 2011
Get the Native American paganism mug.when a native american male sticks a feather in your dick ,covers it in honey and releases bees while analy raping you and feeding you orange slices.
by Vorn forst March 17, 2009
Get the native american hatoya mug.