native americans

There really aren't any. If someone says they are Native American what they really mean is 200 years ago their great-great granmother/father whatever had a second cousin who was possibly 1/100th Native American.
White: I'm white I rule the world and know everything and everyone is dumb wee! Europe is so cool man!

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by Larry Kincaid August 01, 2005
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native american

1. A descendant of one of the tribes who lived in America before the Europeans arrived. It considered politically incorrect to call Native Americans "Indians," partly because when Christopher Columbus forgot his ADD medication and somehow thought America was India, he was wrong; and partly because it is considered offensive to real Indians to call Native Americans "Indians."

2. An Irishman who sailed to Japan, lived on soybeans until his thyroid was ruined, sailed back to Ireland, got kicked out for having a horrible voice, sailed back to Japan, got kicked out for having horrible math skills, then noticed the giant continents of North and South America and decided to live on them and have children with Eskimos and/or Mexicans.

3. A highly ghetto group of people living on reservations. They know every button combination in street fighter, every playing stat of their favorite basketball heroes, and a bunch of life's rules, such as "bros before hoes."
1. Christopher Columbus once sailed west from Portugal, hoping to find India and all its beautiful women. Instead, he found a bunch of Native American kids hanging around a basketball court, playing gameboys and drinking soda. "I'm going to pretend this never happened," he told himself, and sailed back to Portugal to tell his Portuguese friends that he had been to India.

2. WHITE KID: That Native American storyteller sounds like he has a hole in his throat.

OTHER WHITE KID: That's because he's Asian. Duh.

WHITE KID: Oh. Wait, so why is that one other Native American kid at the same level in math as me?

OTHER WHITE KID: Because he's Irish. Duh.
by Bertoffski January 03, 2008
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Native American Dick

The biggest dick known to man, bigger than a black dick. Ranging anywhere from 12-21in fully erect.
"Sitting Bull destroyed my pussy yesterday! He must have a Native American dick!"
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Native American wannabe

A person (usually white) who wish to be one with the mother earth and pretends to be spiritual but smoking weed and dressing up in racist stereotypes of the media makes out Native Americans to be. Also tries to say they are half Native American.
Native American wannabe: So I found out Im a descent of a Cherokee princess and stuff :DD *wears warbonnets and tell people the Two Wolves story*

Actual Native American: Yeah, no. Theres no royalties in Cherokee tribe and everything youre saying is wrong.

Native American wannabe: /goes on rampage explaining why she/he is right and actual Native is wrong.
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Native American Gangbang

Similar to an Indian run where the man in the back sprint to the front, in a Native American Gangbang the man in the back of the line will run to the front and proceed to bang the female until the next man come from the back and then the current man drops to the front of the line.
Everyone get in a line were about to Native American Gangbang this slampiece.
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Native American Church

A church with many divine healing powers.
by Anonymous June 01, 2003
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Native American girls

Native American girls are beautiful, intelligent and thoughtful also very spiritual. They are one of most beautiful women and girls in the world. They are caring for our planet, wildlife and etc. They have dark hair, dark eyes and amazing features. A lot of Afro Natives also have all these traits, and have one of the best cultures and most beautiful cultures emerged. They come from many tribes like. They are so strong willed and resilient and cheerful souls. Will not put with peoples bs especially white peoples bs. From Tribes like Sioux,Apache,Powhatan, Cherokee, Iroquois, etc.
“ Native American girls with the dark hair and amazing features are beautiful”
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