Narotard

Undergraduate student at Naropa University in Boulder, Colorado. Noted especially for painful ignorance of anything Buddhist including the Four Noble Truths, The Dharma, loving kindness, etc. This is despite attending a Buddhist-inspired, contemplative school. Narotards do, however, display a remarkable knowledge of and enthusiasm for recreational drugs including alcohol, marijuana, cocaine, mescaline, mushrooms, benzodiazepenes, and a variety of opiates. While not acutely intoxicated the Narotard will suffer typical withdrawal symptoms and create interpersonal drama in an attempt to stimulate his reward system.

The Narotard came to work stressed, withdrawing, sick, miserable. He was in a blackout the night before, his fourth of the week, and injured himself. Now all he wanted was to 1) get high or 2) start a fight to distract himself from his pain.

by Keen Observer in Boulder July 1, 2010

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Naree is the definition of perfection and is a walking, living artform. Although she is small in stature, her personality leaps her up to greater heights as she shows kindness to everyone she meets. Though cross her once and you might as well be dead to her. She has long dark hair, long fingernails, and a constant smile imprinted on her lips. When you first meet her she can be really shy, but once you get to know her better, she becomes more elaborate. She's the embodiment of purity, innocence, and everything good in the world. If you ever come across a Naree, protect her, hold her close, and don't let her go as she's a rarity in the world and you'll most likely never come across a Naree again.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Naree. She's the nicest person I've ever met!
Person 1: I can tell just by her smile!

by eunanoona July 25, 2018

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